China Sucks

Chairman Jintao

When I hear people say that they want to compete with China I instantly chuckle.  Ostensibly  I am laughing to my hearts content.  Deep down my fecal-filled colon clenches  because I am terrified of what "competing" with China entails: Cheap labor provide by the rural second-class citizenry (makes apartheid South Africa look like a hippie commune); horrible work conditions; forced sterilization and abortions; beating up blind people; and any other horrible conceptions that the Party can concoct for kicks.  Certain political players seem to are already taking measures to Chinafy this country by passing laws that regulate women's reproductive organs, suppress voter turnout, turn back fair wage laws, and other acts reserved for the darkest chambers of Pandemonium.  Finally to Cheng Guancheng I say: Keep your fingertips on the prize.

The UnApotheosis of Washington

The Apotheosis of Washington

People need a leader like George Washington.  These so-called leaders, that we ostensibly elect into power, seek out positions that grant them power, and what do they do with that power?  Fuck shit up.  We need a George Washington type to lead countries around the world.  I do not expound this belief because I have been indoctrinated, through many years of history lessons, to think that Gorge Washington is some sort of God figure, with Abraham Lincoln as his only begotten son.  But because he was a reluctant president and general who was damn good at being an administrator.  He knew how to manage situations and people so that shit would get done.  No platitudinous speeches.  NO BS.

Robotspierre

A Futuristic Reign of Terror

Scared of Death, Terrified of Life

Goya's Atropos

Just thought it was a pithy statement.

No backtracking Bullshit

Deer Hunter Ted Nugent had some words about Barack Obama's possible reelection.  He said if Barry were to be elected in November, he, meaning Ted, would be in jail or dead.  But now that the Secret Service is all up on his business, Ted Nugent is trying to pass his words as hyperbolic rhetoric.  I wish that conservatives would stick to their guns.

North Korean Missile: The high cost of assholedom

Picture from the AP

Wonder how much the long range missile that N. Korea fired today costs?  Its less than $1 billion but more than $1.  It cost $855 million dollars to launch a long range missile.  That's a lot of gaksu.  Don't be surprise if they're filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.