We Shall Never Forget 9/11: The Kids Book of Freedom

St. Louis Publisher, Really Big Coloring Books, Inc, is publishing a coloring book that depicts the tragic events of 9/11.  The book ends happily though as a highly trained Navy SEAL shoots a cowering Osama Bin Laden.  You might wonder whether Really Big Coloring Books, Inc will do a tasteful job of portraying other people’s grief for profit.  But not to worry, RBCB has extensive experience in the cruel, not appropriate for kids, kids coloring book genre.  Here is a list of some of their classic works from their impressive catalog:

- Why Are Black People on The Roof Mommy? : The Hurricane Katrina Saga.

- The Trouble With Genocide: The Whimsical World of The Hutu and Tutsi.

- Keelhauled: I don’t care what The Beatles say I don’t want to go back to the USSR.

- 250 Years Of Prosperity: A History of The American Plantation Owner.

Cover Of  We Shall Never Forget 9/11: The Kids Book of Freedom

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They Call Me Mr. Tubbs

As much as it pains me to say, people have the right to be fat.  I enjoy exercising and working-up a sweat.   If that’s not your thing I’m not going to chastise you and call you a fat ass because of your sedentary ways.  It takes all kinds.  But when I see a fat cop stuffing his amorphous face with empty calories, I tend to get a bit upset.  The fact that those select few who have sworn “to protect and to serve” can’t muster one sit-up is pretty disheartening.  I want John McClane protecting me not Chief Wiggum.