Friday, March 30, 2012

The Discovery of The First Super Powered Mutant


George “The Killer Man” Zimmermann has been identified as the first Super Powered Mutant.  These abilities first manifested themselves after he shot and killed Trayvon Martin.  His powers seem to be an advanced healing factor, which allows him to recover from bodily harm at a faster rate than your average dick-hole.  Although he sustained a massive beating from unarmed Trayvon, suffering a broken nose and a gash to the back of his head, video from the night of the attack depicts a healthy, unharmed Robert Zimmermann.  Even the clothes he wears seem to recover from damage.  Zimmerman’s power could have the potential for both military and haute couture applications.