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| Mad Max Himself photo by Alen Light |
The Rapture has come and gone. The chosen few have ascended to heaven and the rest of us are left to suffer through JC’s numinous and omniscient judgment. There are certain people that have the audacity to claim that the Rapture did not occur reasoning that no one has made there way to heaven. I say the reason you don’t see people make their triumphant journeys to the Kingdom, is because not many people got into heaven. Last time I checked it was fucking hard to get into heaven. It’s not like trying to get into Arizona State; heaven has very unrealistic standards for acceptance. On that note, congratulations to the two beings that got into heaven: Mel Gibson and the one Christian priest that did not diddle any kids. To those left behind, let the good times roll.
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