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| Original underwear bomb, shit stains and all. |
The so-called Master Bomb
makers have been busy bees on PCP.
They have made leaps and bound, discovering new uses for PETN, the cheap
yet effective explosive. They
started off putting it in some assholes shoes, than placed it on some punk’s
shit stained undis, placed it in ink cartridges, and again in some underwear
(fixated lot). If they put as much
effort into figuring out malevolent (but idiotic) forms of surreptitiously
putting the explosive near or on a “high priority target”, they could have used
that same gusto to figure out beneficial purposes for PETN. What? There already is a medical use for it. Angina? What in the name of Ford is
Angina? No, that’s not going to
cut it. It needs to be a sexier
malady in order to wean the terror mongers away from bombs and turn them into healing
mongers. Maybe we could use blood
restriction to the heart, call these guys heart makers instead of bomb makers. Right there I just ended the war on
terror. You’re welcome. Angina. That ugly sounding word aint going to put a dent on the War
on Terror.
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