Occupy Wall Street Eviction

My boy, Langhorne

These occupy wall street pussies are getting kicked out of downtown Los Angeles.  As in other post I don't want to encourage violence but these protestors need to sack-up.  Non violence only works when you have a charismatic minority that does something wild like starve himself.  If they want to effectuate change than they need some martyrs that are willing to die for their cause (whatever that is).  seriously what is the endgame here.  Do they think that these greedy financial institutions, who with the help of the government have diluted the American Dream, turning it from a fine wine to a shity grape juice, will see the error of their ways and return all the money that they have hoarded like avaricious little squirrels.  Again I don't condone violence, but I don't see how non-violence will get these pusillanimous pricks closer to initiating the fundamental change that is necessary to save the weary.  All that can be done is take take a step back and have a chuckle.

Lazy Planner

This is not an endorsement to hurt the President of the United States.  I want to make it clear that I love this country so there is no need for the Secret Service to get involved because of the following commentary.  

AP picture of the alleged White House Shooter

If you are going fire weapons at the White House with the intent to maliciously hurt the president than make sure he is home.  Your going to get in trouble either way so you might as well go balls deep with your plan; you took the time to get guns and survey the area but you forgot the most important part of your plan, the whereabouts of your potential target.  For Christ’s nuts Obama’s trips to Hawaii and California were widely covered by the media.  He was at the televised North Carolina vs. Michigan State game that was held on the USS Carl Vinson, the ship that gave B. Lad his burial at sea.  What an asshole (both B. Lad and the dumb ass white house shooter)

I'd Vote for Putin

Vladamir Putin, Russia's Prime Minister, has come out with a very sexy commercial encouraging his young cool tovarisches to vote for the conservative Putin.  Putin is running for his third term as president and if his commercial delivers on its promise, well, god bless President Putin.  Here is a link to the video http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57323638-503544/russian-voting-booths-heat-up-in-new-ad/ 

If voting is like this, I have been doing it wrong for a long time.

Current Affairs

Ramita Navai's always ready for the business

Was watching Frontline on Syrian unrest, because it is very important to keep up with the goings on of the common struggling man, and I fell in love with Ramita Navai, the British journalist.  From that point on it was hard for me to sympathize with the plight of the Syrian dissidents; I was enthralled with Ramita’s dignified presence.  In the presence of fear she stood upright and continued to talk about resilience or something, I don’t really remember.  Goddamn she’s hot.  So fuck Bashar, because Ramita says so.

Red White and Blowing Your Mind

By Leroy Hines

Western Civilization is greatly indebted to Ancient Greece.  They were a superpower even before that fatuous word was ever used.  It’s sad to saw to see how far bellow the rock they have sunk, like a prizefighter with some sort of dementia.  But that is the natural course of great empires: they rise and they fall.  This invites the question, is the U. S. on the wrong end of their life span?  Or is this just one of those “raise yourself by your boot straps moment”, that will only make us that much more awesomer.  I think it’s the latter but only because it took the Greeks thousands upon thousand of years to get to this point.  Than again the U. S. has always been an innovator and I think they could go to shit quicker than any other sovereign state has ever gone to shit.  That’s what you call American Exceptionalism. 

South Park's Got The Right Idea

V for Vendetta by Allan Moore & David Lloyd

Yesterday’s episode of South Park entitled “1%” exemplifies the asinine attempt of the 99% to enact change through “non-violent protest.”  I’m not trying to say that the occupy Wall Street protesters don’t have a point; the so-called 1% did screw everybody else over just to make an easy buck.  But we were complicit by letting them get away with it and electing ineffectual representatives that allow these sorts of shenanigans to occur.  But back from my tangential mini tirade, best moment of the episode was when they have some protestor, wearing a Guy Fawkes mask, dancing.  Many of the occupy Wall Street dickholes have also been seen wearing these masks.  Yet I would wager my soul that not many of them know who Guy Fawkes was and what he stood for.  He was just some uber-Catholic that was pissed that his religion was marginalized.  Religious oppression has no significance in the protest that is going on today.  They should adopt some more relevant heroes instead of something that they saw in a movie while they were tripping hard (it wasn’t even a good movie, read the comic book instead).  

Youth Is Wasted On The Young

George Bernard Shaw was one smart mutha.  Although not a psychologist he understood human behavior, the truth, which he claimed was funnier than any joke.  The Occupy Wall Street, Los Angeles Franchise, exemplifies what George Bernard meant with his famous and overly used quote.  They have the spirit to try and enact change; they just don’t have the drive and the focus to do it.  What they need is some charismatic leader that espouses the vilification of some evil, real or created.  They need to read Hoffer’s True Believer to get the blueprint on how to create a mass movement.  Untill they do they will just continue to smoke refer and clash amongst themselves.  Good Luck Scheizekopfs

That's Organization!