The Houla Hoop: Syrian Style

Syria has become synonymous with tragedy.  The acts that occurred in the Houla Region of Syria, summarily executing "uncooperative civilians", has sadly become the expected course for regimes trying to futilely cling to perceived innate powers.  what makes this incident more tragic is the Syrian governments attempts to slyly (in their minds) create a an atmosphere of misinformation, to support their rock solid claims, but in fact is vitrified and brittle.

WWGZD

When I am in a tight spot and I don't know what to do, I think to myself WWGZD.  This is a tried and true motto for any situation.

Retraction, Sort of.

This is regarding the Zimmerman post, calling him a bold face liar through comical and surreptitious means.  No he is not a Wolverine type mutant and yes he did have some visible signs of injury.  Yet he claimed that he had a broken nose and concussion like symptoms that aren't feasible given the evidence.  regardless of any physical harm that Trayvon Martin might have inflicted on Zimmerman, it stands to reason that Trayvon was only defending himself from Zimmerman who initiated all of the events that have now been etched into the Book of Mythical Infamy.  Because of Zimmerman a boy is dead and that is not under scrutiny.

Badass Jockeys

Mario Gomez, 115  libras of asskicktuitiveness. 

I'm watching the Preakness right now and something odd just came up.  It was the introduction of the jockeys, that alone is not the incredulous occurrence but standard practice, and they did the introductions the way they do some of the NFL player introductions.  You know the ones I am talking about.  Some scary looking dudes appear at the bottom of the television screen and says: Darnell Johnston, The U, or Dejuan Taylor, the University of Ohio State.  Very intimidating stuff.  The jockeys did the same thing but it was more risible than menacing.  Keep trying on those intros.

Born With Sun in Your Teeth, Dental Floss is Not Going To Work

I've always believed that the band Best Coast was best enjoyed in small doses.  They have catchy pop songs but they all seem to blend together if you are listening to them for a prolonged period (not to mention that the lyrics seem to be the same for every song, we get it California rules).  There new album, The Only Place, follows in that same vain, however it's peppered with more angst and cynicism than there previous outing.  If I were you I'd give it a listen.  Girls beware: you will empathize.

Attention Fatties

I highly recommend that people watch the HBO documentary, The Weight of The Nation.  It's a revelation for fat people all over the world.  This documentary will save lives; creating a platform to educate people on the benefits of proper caloric intake and physical activity.  If people don't want to get skinny for their own welfare, then they should do it for the people who have to look at them with contempt, embarrassment, and disgust.  Please do me a favor and lose the weight, I hate thorny situations.

Romney Get Off the Air

Hic iacet Romnrus, rex quondam, rexque futurus 

What is worst: bullying or taking recreational drugs?  According to Shawn Hannity the answer is the latter.  Labeling someone as a fag and then pinning him down and clipping his hair, seems like the actions of an abnormal teenager.  Then tell me, what fucking universe did Romney grow up in?  Oh that’s right a privileged life is correlated to aggressive behavior, only because those children of privileged lives have had it so bad.  I don’t want to judge the next republican presidential candidate for something he did as a kid, but at least fess up to it.  Don’t pretend like you don’t remember what your did.  Oh, I was under a witch’s spell.  Fuck you.